bopathy

neo-prehistoric

whuptupitude (alt.
wazzupitude), as in \"That girl is full of whuptupitude.\"

A New Non-inappropriate Curse-word:
You dinglebat!

A New Happening Phrase™:
All right, let's fuck it!

A whore's shoe is good luck.

I impatiate.

cuntoidal

the fantasy of the moment

the Zeit-mirage.

taking the balls by the horn

happeness

I don't actually want to sleep with anyone else. I only want to be asked to be fucked someone new:
I want to feel fuckiffic!

having had three wives,
I am finally "spousebroken."

Contests of the Future™:
the Like-off

cutisms

I like the name Shakespeare.
Maybe I should call myself Wavegunne.

bureaucrazy

Interneat!

A new fun phrase:
"to gay or not to gay..."

A new fun phrase:
"Wi-the-fi not?"

fuckadoodle

A snappy comeback:

Let's examine your zipper!

Someone, sometwo... (somany)

What is an appropriate word for people who have too many kids?

American't

exuxoriphobia

New Phrases for the New Man™:
"I'm not going to worry my pretty little dick about it."

young farts

boldfaced lies

mindipulation