bopathy

neo-prehistoric

whuptupitude (alt.
wazzupitude), as in \"That girl is full of whuptupitude.\"

A New Non-inappropriate Curse-word:
You dinglebat!

A New Happening Phrase™:
All right, let's fuck it!

A whore's shoe is good luck.

I impatiate.

cuntoidal

the fantasy of the moment

the Zeit-mirage.

taking the balls by the horn

happeness

I don't actually want to sleep with anyone else. I only want to be asked to be fucked someone new:
I want to feel fuckiffic!

having had three wives,
I am finally "spousebroken."

Contests of the Future™:
the Like-off

cutisms

I like the name Shakespeare.
Maybe I should call myself Wavegunne.

bureaucrazy

Interneat!

A new fun phrase:
"to gay or not to gay..."

A new fun phrase:
"Wi-the-fi not?"

fuckadoodle

A snappy comeback:

Let's examine your zipper!

Someone, sometwo... (somany)

What is an appropriate word for people who have too many kids?

American't

exuxoriphobia

New Phrases for the New Man™:
"I'm not going to worry my pretty little dick about it."

young farts

boldfaced lies

mindipulation

ego-fucking

Interneat!

"Your jokes are laughable!"

I would never say that to your face... because it isn't true.

"This is all so fucking wow.'

philosodomy

"Am I the only one here pretending to work?"

amusement drugs

They say (in hushed tones) the Eskimo has ten words for snow.
They forget that we have ten words for digital camera memory.

symptomania

is this another case of
the blonde leading the blonde.

dressed for sex-excess

a small university is a puniversity

"Don't give me a soft time."

The opposite of the Dark Side?
The Sunny Side.

high-bandwish

Be the first in your 'hood to use this "bogus" phrase:
flatulent (as in: "That is so flatulent!")

cheesecake from space:
the Astronettes

A new near-edgy insult:
You dinglehead!!

(I want to live in) mytopia.

New Word for New Times™:
copypaste

MOFO: the Museum of Fine Objects

"and off we fuck"

exightenment

the unsound bite

New phrases for new times™:
"I am as happy as Hell."

New phrases for new times™:
"...but I triviate."

laugh-out-loud intelligent

stupid words for stupid times™: inturdesting

I am in the zone: I am cerebriated

Hipper than Hip™:
He's "rockin' a onesie"

carefreedom