philosodomy

"Am I the only one here pretending to work?"

amusement drugs

They say (in hushed tones) the Eskimo has ten words for snow.
They forget that we have ten words for digital camera memory.

symptomania

is this another case of
the blonde leading the blonde.

dressed for sex-excess

a small university is a puniversity

"Don't give me a soft time."

The opposite of the Dark Side?
The Sunny Side.

high-bandwish

Be the first in your 'hood to use this "bogus" phrase:
flatulent (as in: "That is so flatulent!")

cheesecake from space:
the Astronettes

A new near-edgy insult:
You dinglehead!!

(I want to live in) mytopia.